Monopoly is Doing WHAT?!?!

Monopoly announced they are changing their game for the first time since the original release in 1935. Wow, Monopoly is old.

Anyway, the Atlantic City landmarks are being replaced. I will be kinda sad for the B&O Railroad to go away. That always made me laugh.

Starting today, fans can go to the Monopoly website and vote for their favorite landmarks from 22 cities.

The part that sucks is that you can tell this is a bad idea from Hasbro. I mean, just look at the landmarks they are trying to replace Park Place and Boardwalk with! There's not even Graceland or Sun Studios or Beale Street on there!!!!

Somebody oughta shove that damn Monopoly guy's monocle straight up Alan G. Hassenfield's ass!